Despite what many people may have told you (all too often my English teacher reprimands me for saying this) flurple is a real, actual, oober (another word you may have not known about) awesome word. For those of you who didn't major in Flurpleness, flurple is a color that combines purple, lime green, and fudge brown to create a brown-purplish color that looks very awesome. Of course, like any color or scary new idea, flurple has many non-believers such as English teachers across the nation who find flurple too weird to be considered (did I spell that right?) a color. But, I guess flurple is like space unicorns, you either believe in them or you don't and I in no way judge non-flurple/space unicorn believers (I just refuse to acknowledge their existance). And just F.Y.I space unicorns are strong believers in flurple.
This is what flurple kinda looks like
FLURPLE
Well, I must be going now. I have places to go, small villages to pillage, pennies to throw off the Empire State Building, stuff like that.
